• American Idol potty-hottie tops an umbrella-wielding Britney Spears as #1 on AOL's Most Searched, Least Talented list.
• Meanwhile, the Barefoot Asian Guy and Karaoke Lounge-Lizard were voted off the show along with two boring chicks.
• Jessica Simpson is the newest "Cheesy Bites" spokesperson, despite having a near-fatal allergy to all things cheese. Snarky guy says, "Wouldn't that make her allergic to her own music, too?"
• While Paris may only be famous for being famous, her social-climbing friends aren't even famous by association.
• Gawker lies about bowling win. What's next, dick size?
• Despite what it said in this morning's Page Six, Kimmie Walther never bashed Howard K. Stern on her website after all. Related: Richard Johnson "extremely unhappy" about being punk'd.
• NASA's plan for dealing with astro-nuts? Duct tape and tranquilizers.
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I give this thread a zero, because one of those bitches on American Idol knows me and were from the same town and she is a BITCH.
Paris Hilton is the most stupidous person in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate her with all my guts!!!!!!! And I dont know Y anyone thinks she's pretty she looks like the back of my cats butt after she made a huge turd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she looks bitchy
this story sucks and Jossip will never compare to the the big celeb gossip blogs!