• Antonella Barba may not have the best set of pipes, but apparently her other "assets" helped the Idol wannabe skate through another elimination.

• And in related news, former AI contestant Kellie Pickler performed on the show last night. "Have you spent any money since being on the show?" Ryan Seacrest asks her breast implants.

• Meanwhile, inspired by Kellie/Antonella's leads, Jesse Metcalfe shows off his man-boobs.

• Anna Nicole Smith is finally buried. And in true ANS style, she's wearing a tiara and beaded gown.

• Rosie O'Donnell apologizes for her co-star's propensity to inappropriately burst into tears.

• Britney takes time out of busy rehabbing schedule to go on a shopping spree, y'all!

• Babe magnet Scott Storch proves he's even sadder than we thought by releasing a "diss track" against hip-hop producer Timbaland.