• The whole world (meaning all of New York media) is creaming themselves over the announcement of the new Radar staffers. Time to get those resumes in shape, folks. [FBNY]

• Charlize Theron wins yet another small time indy award. Shes' got spirit, yes she do. [MSNBC]

• What the fuck happened while we were in the bathroom? How an entire media war broke out over the Nikki Finke vs. Jesse Oxfeld spat is beyond us. [LA Observed]

• Why does Maggie Gyllenhaal love Peter Sarsgaard? Some may say it's his off beat humor … we prefer to think it's hot ass. [OAN]

• Whoa, we barely recognized Sean Preston Spears with his clothes on. We were started to succumb to the notion that they lived in a naked house. [Mollygood]