• Googling the new Atoosa is fun!

• An exhausted Britney Spears confuses rehabilitation center with relaxation spa.

• Diddy to form new boy band, striving for "Dick in a Box meets Yanni" look.

• Time Warner sells Progressive Farmer to a publisher who could tell you what it's about.

• CNN says sorry for the control room lackey who called Sen. Obama by his given name.

• Just like in the lockerroom, video cell phones at executions are frowned upon.

• The five songs Britney Spears delivered to Jive were worse than her New Year's Eve weave.

• Test your knowledge of useless celebrity trivia with this week's red carpet quiz.

• Killer of NYT reporter sentenced to 26 years.