In the spirit of the holidays, our boss is letting us un-chain ourselves from our computers so that we can see sunlight and attend to the carpal tunnel syndrome that has begun to develop in our limbs. All in the name of serving you, of course! We will be back in action on December 27th, bringing you the much anticipated "2005 Jossy Awards" along with (hopefully) lots of other holiday party gossip. Ok, enough of the logistics. Here's more of the stuff you read this site for:

• It's nice to know that Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett have such an open relationship. [Defamer]

• Lindsay Lohan's hair will fall out if she keeps dying it. Make-over solution? Get some fake glasses. [People]

• Nicole Richie update: When people who wish she were dead are trying to keep her alive, maybe it's time to eat something. [Star]

• Tried as it may have, 2005 did not spawn any new musical trends. Except for the one where celebrities who can't sing at all make records. And that trend just sucked. [NYDN]

• Because they just wouldn't stop e-mailing us about it, here you go: Tabloid Baby named Anderson Cooper person of the year. [Tabloid Baby ]

Happy Holidays! And because we are going to be passed out on the floor for the next week, don't forget to send us all of your juicy festivus gossip: tattle@jossip.com