• This whole Anthony Pellicano thing is really funny, until some Vanity Fair journalist gets hurt. [DHD]

• A girl blogs about her life as a hooker in Brazil … [NYT]

• … While another blogs about her life as a hooker for Ron Burkle. Think Nobu and crazy girls who are now pregnant. [Live Journal]

• Things are moving at Ground Zero. No, they are. We're not lying. [AP]

• It wasn't Amy Fischer's fault she shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face. It was totally the ecstasy's fault. [AP]

• Because being attacked by a lightbulb wasn't bad enough, Teri Hatcher then gets attacked by the paparazzi … who mind you have lots of flashing bulbs on their cameras. [TMZ]