• HP: Printers, scanners, laptops, and peeping toms. [WSJ]

• Like his administration, Mayor Bloomberg asserts his 72 percent stake in Bloomberg News is not for sale. [NYT]

• ElleGirl.com relaunches on Monday, with hot new features like photos, videos, text alerts, and favorites. You know, just like Bolt.com had in 2001. [WWD]

• Grey's Anatomy "bitch" and "faggot" (Isaiah Washington's words, not ours) T.R. Knight comes out, comes out wherever he is. [Queerty]

• Marriage is so last season. [Time]

• Hopes for Moynihan Station aren't dead, they're just sleeping .. after a late night out involving Grey Goose and Klonopin. [NYT]