• The inevitable finally occurs. DCFS pays a visit to Britney Spears and company. [Socialite's Life]

• Mariah Carey's home is fantabulous. It even comes complete with a Hello Kitty bathroom. We don't know what's more exciting — that or the first issue of In Style Home. [NYO]

• In a final act of destruction, Jared Paul Stern totally ruins Richard Johnson's honeymoon. [Gawker]

• Lockhart Steele goes forth to build his empire. But, he had to leave New York? Ew. [SFG]

• Brad Pitt hits the little screen. Well, they keep putting Jen in movies, so at this point, we're like whatev. [Unbeige]

• Welcome to today's Daily Transom, in which we learn more about inter-office IMs at the Observer than we ever cared to know. [NYO]