Jiblets: Brandon Gets Voted Off American Idol, Despite Diana Ross' Best Elimination-Worthy Performance

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• Brandon gets the boot on last night's American Idol. Sanjaya and his hair stylist live to sing another week!

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• Crazy gunman dons fake beard, fires fifteen shots at a Greenwich Village bartender and kills two auxiliary cops. And here we were all worried over a couple of rats…

• Zsa-Zsa Gabor's hubby (and Anna Nicole's possibly baby-daddy) is suing Bill O'Reilly for $10 million for calling him a "fraud." Yep, cause suing for $10 million is the best possible way to show you're not in it for the money.

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    No. 1 Damn I'm Cute says:

    San-GAY-a has got to go.

    Posted: Mar 15, 2007 at 11:45 pm
    No. 2 D.McKay says:

    Poor "Miss Ross". I'll admit she still looks amazing but her live singing days are clearly long behind her. Her Idol performance was unwatchable, or rather, unlistenable.

    And … Pronounciate? Could no one tell her there is no such word or at least dub her so she didn't look like a complete idiot?

    Posted: Mar 16, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    No. 3 D. says:

    McKay, don't you have a dictionary?

    See:
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pronunciate

    pronunciate

    Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English - Cite This Source Main Entry: pronunciate
    Part of Speech: v
    Definition: to declare or pronounce
    Usage: rare

    Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English, Preview Edition (v 0.9.6)
    Copyright © 2003-2006 Lexico Publishing Group, LLC

    Posted: Mar 16, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    No. 4 Frank Beni says:

    I was amazed with all this coaching from Diana Ross and then she "bombs". Funny, I watched Fox as well as some other networks the next day and I couldn't find anyone who commented on her terrible performance. As Simon would say: "It wasn't even good Karaoke". He was standing and clapping after the performance was mercifully over. I wonder if he would have done that if a contestant had sung so badly!

    Posted: Mar 18, 2007 at 10:24 am
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