• Brandon gets the boot on last night's American Idol. Sanjaya and his hair stylist live to sing another week!
• The first kosher Subway restaurant opens in Queens. Maybe the Yiddish-speaking Star Jones will stop by!
• Know why Madonna's former nanny's hair is so big? It's because it's full of secrets! Especially now that her new tell-all just got shelved.
• Crazy gunman dons fake beard, fires fifteen shots at a Greenwich Village bartender and kills two auxiliary cops. And here we were all worried over a couple of rats…
• Zsa-Zsa Gabor's hubby (and Anna Nicole's possibly baby-daddy) is suing Bill O'Reilly for $10 million for calling him a "fraud." Yep, cause suing for $10 million is the best possible way to show you're not in it for the money.
• Automotive High School in Brooklyn hopes to increase the number of qualified NYC mechanics. The courses aims to teach students how to replace a carburetor AND overcharge the customer.

San-GAY-a has got to go.
Poor "Miss Ross". I'll admit she still looks amazing but her live singing days are clearly long behind her. Her Idol performance was unwatchable, or rather, unlistenable.
And … Pronounciate? Could no one tell her there is no such word or at least dub her so she didn't look like a complete idiot?
McKay, don't you have a dictionary?
See:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pronunciate
pronunciate
Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English - Cite This Source Main Entry: pronunciate
Part of Speech: v
Definition: to declare or pronounce
Usage: rare
Webster's New Millennium™ Dictionary of English, Preview Edition (v 0.9.6)
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I was amazed with all this coaching from Diana Ross and then she "bombs". Funny, I watched Fox as well as some other networks the next day and I couldn't find anyone who commented on her terrible performance. As Simon would say: "It wasn't even good Karaoke". He was standing and clapping after the performance was mercifully over. I wonder if he would have done that if a contestant had sung so badly!