• PerezHilton helpfully reminds us "who's who" in the Pitt/Jolie family by scrawling the first letter of Zahara, Brad, Angelina and Shiloh's names on their respective crotches. ZABS!
• Someone delivers Poo In A Box to Time Inc; staffers were all too bored to notice/care.
• A mom coached her two children to fake retardation; kids pulled it off by proclaiming Carrot Top to be "hilarious."
• Britney Shears becomes MySpace's newest (inadvertent) spokeswoman.
• Meanwhile, TMZ says Brit may be suffering from post -artum depression. Which is kinda hard to make into a one-liner, y'know?
• Gay b-baller John Amaechi avoids Dennis Rodman at a bar. Possibly because Rodman's homophobic, definitely because Rodman's "Walking Into Oncoming Traffic" drunk..
• And finally, in addition to being a former** loser, Neil Strauss (author of The Game) proves that he's also very, very crazy.
**Ahem…
Editorial Director
Huh?
Was that Perez Hilton post really Jossip worthy!?!
Please ignore Perez. Like the retard Paris, he has no talent and his site is so blatantly self-aggrandizing that I stopped going to it 6 months ago. Snub it.
Perez is a disappointment all around. Nothing he says is interesting anymore. Everything is self-serving or a false attack on those he hates. BORING.
Perez is brutal.
http://www.paybackisapicture.com
You should really start filtering comments.
OMGGGGGGGGGG…..He's the best!!! Beats evryone else out there, including you!!!!!
…I rest my case.