Jiblets: Britney Spears Borrows Sally Jesse Raphael's Glasses; Finds Herself A Brand New Seaman

• Brit rocking the boat with mysterious sailor friend Isaac Cohen; Cohen to be immediately branded a "hotter version of K-Fed."

• Halle Berry continues to be maybe, possibly, debatably pregnant.

• Yep, it's just like we always suspected. Matt Damon is an evil genius.

• After only a year and half as EIC at Fast Company, Mark Vamos "speedily" replaced by Fortune's Robert Safian.

• Paris Hilton tragically miscast as "Hottie" in upcoming new film role.

• Stashwax suing SNL for being unfunny, unoriginal.

Jan 9, 2007 · posted by andrew · Link · Respond
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    No. 1 trixie says:

    Remember that annoying taxi service announcement where Sally Jesse asks if anyone's seen a pair of red glasses? She's the worst.

    Posted: Jan 9, 2007 at 6:48 pm
    No. 2 Lisette says:

    Ah yes, seamen. Just what Britney's life was missing.

    Posted: Jan 9, 2007 at 6:59 pm
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