• Stavros Niarchos cries for his girlfriend back. It's so sad when you lose someone who le's you cheat on her. [TMZ]

• A cab hits James Gandolfini while he rides around on a Vespa. Actually, we think cabs are required to hit people who ride Vespas … Rocco DiSpirito, anyone? [R&M]

• Swanky Meatpacking lounge Double Seven gets ready to flip. [Page Six]

• Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy is a USA Today's celeb journalist named Larry Birkhead. Oh, the lonely lives of media folk leads to such tragedy at times. [USAT]

• And, at the end of they day, maybe they were right. No Britney Spears announcement … it was all a lie. Damn you British AP! Damn you Matt Lauer!