• When she wasn't shooting paparazzi with a BB gun, Britney Spears spent her baby shower uneventfully having Henna tattoos drawn on her toes while Kevin Federline's kids ran amock.

• The MTV VMA giftbags you won't be getting your hands on include fantastic items like Le Tigre polos, New Balance sneakers, a Blockbuster Online membership, two weeks use of a 2006 Pontiac Solstice — all otherwise known as free shit celebs can get themselves.

• Blame Rachel Zoe for Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan's outfits as they make their Us Weekly-appearing Starbucks run.

• Cameron Diaz, free schwag finagler and salary stiffer? No!

• Officials released Scarlett Johansson's 911 tape from last week's paparazzi car crash, and her lines are delivered as smoothly as they are on screen.

• I/D PR must be upset over Vince Vaughn's new relationship with Jennifer Aniston, as they've dropped him as their client. Something about being "abusive."

• Mario Batali's Bistro Du Vent played home not to foie de veau but to a menage a quatre last week, with a chef, manager and two waiters in a sexy frenzy in front of the security cameras.