• Sean Penn does not expect anyone to quit smoking — hello, Bush is president. That's so totally stressful. [PDA]

• Charlize Theron gets a boost up the butt on the beach. [Just Jared]

• Robin Williams gets all Gene Shalit on Jann Wenner. There's a sentence we never thought we'd say. [WWD]

• We have to say it: Grove, get off the Emily Stern kick. It's over. Nobody cares. [Lowdown]

• Barbie gets a burkha. What's next, G.I. Jihad wearing a turban? [AFP]