• Katie Couric should take all the luck she can get. [AP]

• Today in Britney Spears' uterus: Us Weekly says "Yes! She's Pregnant!" We say, aw no … not again. [Us Weekly]

• Ryan Seacrest and Paula Abdul continue to brawl. Too bad they won't just stab each other and call it a day. [People]

• Wait, people are quitting the Economist? But, we thought it was the best publication ever to exist in the history of media! [FBNY]

• Just when you thought you'd heard the last from Cindy Margolis, she lands right smack in the middle of Playboy. [AP]