• OMG, we don't believe it! There are even good restaurants in Brooklyn! [NYDN]

• What is Judith Miller writing about over at The Atlantic anyways? [NYO]

• Oh, Cargo. What will the Thursday Styles staffers do without you? Guess they'll have to settle for their GQ upgrade. (Come on, are you that shocked? They put freakin' Nick Lachey on the cover.) [Gawker]

• Elizabeth Spiers explains to NYU kids why hiring journalists is completely useless. For a blog, for a blog. [IWM]

• Ethan Hawke's office burned down. Now he has to find a new screening room for his next movie. [Gothamist]

• Will Graydon Carter leave Vanity Fair for Paramount? We doubt it — that means he would have to deal with even more celebrities. [NYDN]