• New Marie Claire style director Cleo Glyde struggled to stay thin. It only took two lipo surgeries later.

• Andy Richter is back on TV. Which explains why we didn't know what the hell that NBC show was in the on-screen guide.

• Portfolio is not doing the Louise MacBain story. Let's hope they're reinvesting their energy in that big Tribune tale.

• Former Page Sixer becomes Post biz editor. Sadly, it's not JPS.

• Us Weekly reporters party with drug addicts. For the sake of reporting.

• New Time has more white space. Less cowbell.

• D.C. windbags need a prayer. Or at least like reading about them.

• Yahoo launching Flickr for China. Same as regular Flickr but, uh, in Chinese.

• Who's watching the paparazzi? (Who are watching Lindsay Lohan.)

• Fake Reagan crying? Why you cryin' about it? Baby.

• Another Gridskipper editor ditches for the Gawker mothership. Only to have that guy who was running the Gawker mothership be reduced to Gridskipper duties.