• Jonathan Rhys-Meyers wants to ride the F train with Teri Hatcher. So. Gross. [I don't like you in that way]

• ABC coughed up a brilliant explanation for canceling Emily's Reasons Why Not. Uh, basically, cuz it sucked. [Star]

• Rachel Sklar joins the wonderful world of freelance. We will so miss having her stalk us while we're trying to have lunch! [NYO]

• Please no. Buttafuoco reality TV is the lowest form of life we could ever possibly reach as human beings. [MSNBC]

• Colin Farrell can't possibly be blamed for making a sex tape with his girlfriend. The whole thing was obviously Nicole Narain's idea. Especially because the entire video was filmed by him, about him. If you know what we mean. [AP via MSNBC]

• Haute Living’s cut and paste job can't get past those eagle-eyed Observers. [The Real Estate]