• Celeb PR reps can't rescue their clients from anorexia, STDs, or blogs. [Guardian]

• Battle of the exclusives: People: Brittany Murphy is engaged, Us Weekly: Elisabeth Shue pregnant. Don't celebrities do anything else besides get married, have babies, and pole dance? [People, Us Weekly]

• Courtney Love doesn't understand why drugs didn't get her into Vanity Fair. Um, because she's disgusting, maybe? [Page Six]

• Paging David Amsden — a club full of underage girls awaits your reporting/drink spiking skills. [NYT]

• PoweR Girl Lizzie Grubman dumps partner Jonathan Cheban after he tries to sell her out. Dude, we would not fuck with a girl who runs people down with her SUV and lives to laugh about it. [Gawker]

• In her In Style interview, Uma Thurman proves that she's gotten really, really boring. [NYDN]