• Brokeback Mountain got its second dis since the Oscars when GLAAD presented Charlize Theron with an award for increasing understanding of homosexuality. Wait, we thought she wasn't a lesbian in North Country? [AP]

• David Carr had almost no self confidence when he started at the New York Times. Then he met Jon Friedman. What? We're not saying these incidents are related … they just happened in that order. [Market Watch]

• Nicole Richie says she eats whatever she wants. Which we take to mean "nothing." [Sky]

• As Janet Jackson proves, when you're fat (and then skinny and then fat) you can still shoe shop. Because after eating 10 boxes of ho-hos, you still fit in your shoes the next day. [TMZ]

• Which is funny because the New York Times just published the exact same story. Minus Janet, plus a few drag queens. [NYT]

• And finally, if you lied, or have been suspected of lying, or just tend to exaggerate a little in your reporting, the Times wants to know. So that they won't hire you. [Romenesko]