• Even if David Hasselhoff's daughter was sent to the hospital with a cat scratch, it's still not funny. [TMZ]

• Here is one thing we can not blame the media for. [OC Register]

• The only thing missing from your bedroom full of Brooks Brothers suits? An Esquire coffee table book. [Ad Age]

• Ryan Adams wrote this song especially for you. Try to keep the chunks down. [Gawker]

• Well, 11 Spring Street is finally off the market. [Curbed]