• Hey, David Letterman. There is such a thing as too soon. Eh, who are we kidding? You, Letterman, made it already funny. [ETP]

• Here's your Mel Gibson sneak preview. We'll sum it up for ya'. Diane Sawyer: "But, you're a racist." Mel Gibson: "No, I'm a drunk." Diane Sawyer: "But you hate Jews." Mel Gibson: "No, I just really love the sauce." (Plus, the lotto numbers!) [FBNY]

• Ok, just breathe. Calm down. Jennifer Aniston that her and Vince Vaughn are not broken up. No word as to how she feels about Page Six sighting him with blondie the other day, but … she's obviously pretty desperate. [People]

• Someone replaced someone at the New York Times. What? They don't have a TimesSelect column. Nobody actually cares about their names. [E&P]

• See, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson know how to settle things. Well, er, Mollygood will settle it for them. [Mollygood]