• The $50 million Imus franchise is in peril. Quick, someone get Michael Richards.

• Inside Cable News v. Eat the Press: The biggest non-feud of the week.

• Larry Birkhead hasn't collected his $5 million tell-all story (complete with photoshoot!) because, well, he's an indecisive shit.

• LAT finally gets around to covering its own backyard.

• MySpace and Photobucket – the photo sharing service you use to keep porn from your wife – are feuding.

• WNYC fete its new home at a breakfast this morning. Which meant A.M. hours. Which meant there wasn't a chance in hell of us hitting that.

• Ana Marie Cox is through with The Don.

• With Portfolio nearly here, it's time Jon Friedman weighed in with all his infinite wisdom.

• Are terrorist roles the only available options out there for Middle Eastern actors? Well, that White Castle movie already got made, so, well, yeah.

• Webby Awards nominees are announced, for the four percent of you who care about that sort of thing.