• The "Win A Date With Brody Jenner" contest plows full speed ahead. Today's episode: "Too Hot For Teacher."
• This Fergalicious parody reminds us why drag queens are our friends.
• Perez Hilton compares a disheveled Nicole Kidman to a "bag of Whitney Houston's old crack." Advantage: crack.
• Will Ferrell and Meredith Viera ice-skate on the Today show! It's just like that cheesy 80's flick, The Cutting Edge! Except instead of falling in love with her hunky male partner, Meredith falls flat on her ass.
• Trend alert: mags are suddenly putting actual readers on their covers in an ambitious effort to lose even more print sales advertisers.
• That wasn't Shane West and Ashton Holmes making out in a bar. It was just two other people who happen to look exactly like them.
• Breaking: Jennifer Garner goes to the supermarket! With hubby Ben Affleck and their biological lovechild!
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I heard Fergie got drunk and could not get on her plane
At first I thought that pic of Brody Jenner was Matthew Fox…
I never understood those "win a date" contests, seems like it would be kind of awkward, like "hey, I had to write an essay to spend some time in your presence".