• Eddie Murphy addresses rumors that he's obnoxious and difficult to work with by sulking over his Oscar loss and storming out of the awards show.

Al Gore may have won the Oscar for An Inconvenient Truth. But how long until Bush demands a recount?

• Djimon Hounsou to take off his pants for Calvin Klein.

• The Village Voice gets itself a brand new Managing Editor; the Sun loses one of its most valued readers contributors.

• Diddy's twelve year old son enjoys a sleazy lap-dance four or five years before it's even "borderline acceptable."

• It turns out the Bob Woodruff story also features the less-interesting narratives of a bunch of non-famous war veterans.