• Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson sell the pad to the not famous guy from Malcom in the Middle. [ET]

• The biggest news over at Logo is not Rosie O'Donell's show. It's the shirtless bartender ass grabbing goin on in the cafeteria, of course. [Hollywood Reporter, Queerty]

• Rachel Weisz is havin' a baby. Was there like some huge celebrity orgy nine months ago that we weren't invited to? [People]

• A baby grows in Brooklyn — they are seriously the cutest family ever. [A Socialite's Life]

• We didn't know, and now that we do, we really don't care. Actually, we would rather not have known at all, if knowing meant looking at these disgusto pics of Steve Martin. [Sky News]