• Sometimes, business can be fun to read about. Especially when it is not about the business of newspapers and how the internet is destroying them. [CJR]

• Gothamist encourages our editor to leave the apartment and put her rusty journalism skills to good use. Still unsolved: the case of her craziness. [Gothamist]

• Broadway lets Chicago back in the club. [AP]

• We were upset about missing the Ellies … until we found out they will be serving Ellie-tinis. Now we're pretty much suicidal. [FBNY]

• Whoopi Golberg probably looks prettier over the radio anyway. [ABC]

• Finally, Brooke Burke can stop having nightmares of being attacked by the Burger King guy. We, however, are still traumatized for life. [Adfreak]