• The new CW attacks MySpace with ads. Oh ye advertisers of way too much faith. [TV Week]

• Was the People, National Enquirer, Us Weekly catfight not enough to getchya all riled up? Well, we promise, this one will leave you pretty sticky. [Star]

• The only reason to give Paris Hilton money to come on your show is if she promises cry because somebody called her a fart in a mitten. [Scoop]

• Doesn't the Internet have any thing more sexy and exciting to offer? Like "rock star seeing socialite" or "Long Island wannabe seeking dirty old rich guy?" [VV]

• Not satisfied with the complete and utter takeover of Hollywood, Harvey Weinstein ventures into television, attempting to bring culture and class back to a completely whored out medium. Good fuckin' luck dude. Does he know the Carter family has their own reality series? [NYP]