• The New York Observer kids "play softball." If you call "hitting people with bats" and "getting hand fungus" a sport. Then again, it was like 800 degrees, so we give them some credit. [NYO]

• Yeah, we pretty much figure a gym on the Lower East Side would look more or less like this. [Gawker]

• Gavin Rossdale's illegitimate kid doesn't call Gwen Stefani "stepmum." She calls her "fucking bitch who stole my dad." [Page Six]

• Mel Gibson isn't the only one in Hollywood who can make fun of Jews. [Defamer]

• Melanie Griffith is one of those "cool moms." [Mollygood]

• Minor league baseball players want to remind you: Britney Spears is a really bad mother. Don't put your baby in a car seat backwards in a convertible just because she did. Ok? Great. [AP]