• Who knew contemplating Tom Hanks' hair could be so fun? Anyways, we're just sick of hearing about his damn movie. [The Jay]

• In case your numbers are dropping (and we're not talking about cholesterol) here are some words of wisdom from Star EIC Joe Dolce to help you move on by. [NYP]

• Today, Blogebrity learns how to feed itself cheerios and say its first sentence. We bet it was "we got so many links today, yo." Yes, they are very very bright. [Blogebrity]

• We know it's like 5 months away, but Conan O'Brien will host the Emmy awards. Which means he's probably not nominated. [emmys.com]

• Charlie Sheen's publicist is going to commit suicide any day now. [Defamer]