• Elizabeth Spiers makes us feel special. [Fishbowl]

• The Time Inc. flee before fire parade begins, with Elizabeth Mayhew of Real Simple leading the pack. [Mediaweek]

• Ashton Kutcher thinks adoption is “the new thing,” but Demi Moore’s little Ashton spawn would be the “hot thing.” [Sky]

• New York Times reporters may be smart, but they're scared of tape recorders, bloggers, and, well, people in general. [Buzz Machine]

• There is life after death for Elle Girl staffers. [Fishbowl]

• Jessica Alba is not a gold-digger. She totally checked the "no" box on Hugh Hefner's "will you sue me?" note. [ET]

• The minds behind the Gawker Stalker craze get a shout out from their beloved Perez. [Perez Hilton]