Jiblets: Hugh Grant Dumps His Girlfriend After One Last Hallmark-Holiday Romp In The Sack
• In excellent news for prostitutes, the dashing Hugh Grant is now officially single again.
• Kim Mathers tells world that Eminem can't get it up without Viagra. Maybe he and Bob Dole should bond over their mutual erectile dysfunction disorder?
• If J. Lo's going to cry every time someone hates one of her movies, she'll probably be needing a lifetime supply of Kleenex.
• Donatella Versace gets the Janice Dickinson Award for most plastic surgeries in a single lifetime.
• Take a "journey" into the surreal world, and watch QB Tony Romo and a potty-mouthed Mr. Belding belt out "Don't Stop Believing."
• Cameron Diaz wins a libel settlement from the National Enquirer, joins a not-very-exclusive club of similarly "wronged" celebs.
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If I were anywhere near as rich as Hugh Grant, I would have a new bitch everynight. Hell, maybe every few minutes. Most of us can barely afford the bitch we have now.
Of course Eminem's a limpdick. The way he disses people in his lyrics is just his way of lashing out because he can't get it up.