• There's nothing quite like hearing Diane Sawyer muse about McG's "life-size" male nudes on a lazy Thursday afternoon.

• Time omits George W. Bush from this year's list of "100 Most Influential People In The World." However, Tyra Banks, Simon Fuller and Sascha Baron Cohen all still manage to make the cut.

• Screech has a nervous breakdown. Of the televised variety, of course.

• Cindy Adams defends Alec Baldwin, says his ex (Kim Basinger) has "a tenuous hold on reality." Kind of like a certain aging gossip columnist we know!

• And this just in, from Onion sports: "Manny Ramirez asks Red Sox if he can work from home." Fatty.

• Bruce Willis steers the yacht while his famous wife suck face with her younger, hotter move star hubby. Isn't Hollywood funny?

• Fort Lauderdale gays are instructed there's no parking in the Red Zone.