Jiblets: If You Borrow Your Girlfriend's Eyeliner, Your Mom's Jeans And Your Sister's Nail Polish, You Too Could Make People's "50 Most Beautiful People" Spread

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• Pete Wentz penchant for eyeliner, women's jeans earns him a spot in People's 50 Most Beautiful People. [via BWE]

• Reality show maven Mark Burnett is scouring MySpace in an effort to find the next Amanda Congdon.

• Gay detectives race to dispel rumors that Anderson Cooper is a never-nude.

Harper's Bazaar versus Vogue is no contest. Vogue, the thicker and denser of the two, easily wins the "when dropped by a 6 foot model onto one's head" competition.

• Meanwhile, black families everywhere were devastated to learn that they will no longer have a channel named after them.

• Four out of five red-blooded American men would risk jail-time to bang Miss America…aged 14.

Apr 25, 2007 · posted by · Link · 2 Responses
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  • Comments (2)

    No. 1 Porsha says:

    Oh yeah, i can see the resemblance

    Posted: Apr 26, 2007 at 8:39 am
    No. 2 Bad Girl says:

    cute monkey!

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 10:28 pm
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