Jiblets: If You Fuck Paris Hilton, Tilex Ain't Gonna' Cure It

Paris Hilton

• Those crazy Russians prove they are more crazy than Madonna. [AP]

• Look, having Kate Moss' career really isn't that hard. You probably just have to date Fernando Gil or something. [FBNY]

• Is it worse that Matthew Broderick fell off a horse, or that the press is still referring to him as "the Ferris Bueller star?" [TMZ]

• Obviously, no awards show is complete without a good B-List nip slip. [Mollygood]

• Oh lord. Everyone knows, if you stick your thingy in Paris Hilton, it's gonna' take somethin' a lot stronger than Tilex to cure whatever you're bound to catch. [Us]

• Leave it to Rachel Sklar to keep blogging from the middle of a lake in Canada. That girl is nuts, yo. [ETP]

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    No. 1 jack e. jett says:

    why in the world would you ruin a perfectly good blog with some shit story about paris hilton. why don't you run some stories on angie dickenson, she is just as current and far more talented.

    i thought this was a really cool website.

    is it?

    jack e. jett
    http://www.jackejett.com

    Posted: Aug 28, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    No. 2 jack e. jett says:

    why in the world would you ruin a perfectly good blog with some shit story about paris hilton. why don't you run some stories on angie dickenson, she is just as current and far more talented.

    i thought this was a really cool website.

    is it?

    jack e. jett
    http://www.jackejett.com

    Posted: Aug 28, 2006 at 11:43 pm
    No. 3 k says:

    Dirty overated self obsessed whore

    Posted: Aug 29, 2006 at 6:18 am
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