• America, we have never been more proud. Dancing with the Stars and Katie Couric? Such diversity in your choice of television consumption. [AP]

• For those who were working on the World Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001, the thought of going back to work in a really, really big tower is a little disarming. [NYT]

• We, again, can’t do math. But Mollygood can! Well, she can at least get bootleg TimesSelect articles about the possibility of celeb couples withstanding. Sorry to say, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore don’t stand a chance. (Then again, this is the Times, not Cindy Adams.) [Mollygood]

• Fox introduces a new interactive dating show. It promises that they will match couples in the most fair and balanced way possible, as long as they are right wing, pathological liars. [Mediaweek]

• Rosie O’Donnell thinks Oprah is pretty “brilliant sexy” in her Chevy. Well, at least she isn’t talking about her “fur.” [R Blog]