• Since Dakota Fanning is pretty much making bank for her family, it's probably appropriate that she gets whatever she damn well wants at Fred Segal. [Cityrag]

• Michael Jackson is making his move to Bahrain a little more permanent with the purchase of a quarter acre plot of land in the man-made Amway Islands for $1.5 million. Its seclusion will be perfect for, uh, hiding his children from the press. Yeah. That. [NYP]

• The relocated Fulton Fish Market opened for its first day of business at its new Bronx $85 million facility, complying with new federal law that mandates fish be refrigerated. Oh, and not sold by the mob. [NY1]

• Now that actress Amy Carlson is out of a job with Law & Order: Trial By Jury's cancellation, she's got plenty of time to serve on a jury. [New York]

• And we thought Keira Knightley's nip slip had gone unnoticed — or at least undocumented. [The Superficial]

• Jack Osbourne. Cosmo. Naked. Christ. You connect the dots. [A Socialite's Life]

• New Fast Company owner Joe Mansueto's lifestory isn't going to be told with his accomplishments. Rather, by his obnoxious soundbites. [USA Today]