• Sophia Bush is trying to annul her marriage to Chad Michael Murray, citing "fraud". So is that what they're calling sleeping with Paris Hilton these days? [MSNBC]

• Adding insult to injury, Nick Lachey's not-Jessica rebound "girlfriend" former "Miss Kentucky" Lizzie Arnold never actually won the crown. Please keep in mind that this guy is not a loser. [A Socialite's Life]

• We are thankful for the story of “Jane,” without which we would have never known how far pert nipples really might get us in life. [Salon]

• Angelina Jolie found Brad Pitt's little black book. He then had to go through page by page explaining to Maddox who all his former "friends" were. [IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay]

• A photo tour of Anna Wintour's Hamptons pad? It almost makes us willing to read Vogue's FOB. [Gawker]

• Zach Braff, too precious for words, is directing his next movie. Garden State 2, er, we mean Open Hearts is coming soon to a theater near you. [Hollywood Reporter]