• Who knew that TMZ stands for "thirty mile zone?" It's amazing what bloggers who care can come up with. [Big and Sharp]

• Don’t feel sorry for Jennifer Aniston, ok? She's freaking fine, thanks to all the wine Vince Vaughn is pouring down her non-preggers throat. [People]

• Too bad this information didn't get to Michael Douglas before he threw her a gossip page pity party. [R&M]

• NYU kids now have a choice between Food Emporium, Balthazar, and Trader Joe's. For shopping, not jobs (remember, these students are rich.) [NYT]

• The Village Voice's 3 pm meetings are for firing EICs and enforcing a collective mentality at the paper. At this alternative weekly, if Mike Lachey likes you, it doesn't matter if you lie. [Gawker]

• Is literature helping turn teens into sluts? [NYT]

• Or is it the New Yorker reminding everyone who hearts their Playboy bunnies that "breasts count?" [New Yorker]