• How long did it take Lizzie Grubman's intern to want a complete change of career? About three months. Too bad she didn't discover bloggers first. [Gawker]

• We wish were alive back when condoms were called scumbags. Whispering, "hey, you have a scumbag, right?" would just be awesome. [Slate]

• Sounds like Jessica Cutler may actually not get screwed. For once. [Wonkette]

• Walter Cronkite isn't the only one with a Katie Couric crush. We even think Jim Romenesko might have a chance. [NYO]

• Do people have to really, really, try to get into Harvard? Yes. They also need about 40 grand worth of "preparation services." [NYT]

• And just when you though perfume couldn't get any better than smelling like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, Mariah Carey graces us with her shower spray. [Pop Sugar]