• Kim Cattrall starring on Elton John's new TV show? Sounds very Trans-sex And The City. [Star]

• The hipster, emo, ex-NYU kids, whatever, have already killed everything that was ever cool about Williamsburg. Now, they are taking the nabe's last bookstore. [NYT]

• HBO adopts the street kid cluster fuck that is 126 Rivington. We're just glad reality TV missed the Normandy Court phase. [Gawker]

• Jessica Simpson is scheduled to attend the National Republican Congressional Committe gala dinner. Finally, a group of people she'll be able to converse with. [Drudge]

• Jann Wenner's former BFF, Kent Brownridge, is totally dunzo. Jann's now looking for someone to heat up the bottles on "bring your baby to work" day. [NYP]

• Rachel Sklar ups the fem power in Silicon Alley by joining the Huffington Post. [NYO]