• Jessica Simpson might have to pay yet another group of whining bitches. [TSG]

• Leif Garrett gets sentanced to jail, while Kate Moss is still roaming free. [AP]

• Supposedly she's roaming right back to Calvin Klein. [Socialite's Life]

• Mischa Barton hopes to break her "teen brat" typecast. And acting like a spoiled bitch is supposed to accomplish that. [SBN]

• Now that The Da Vinci Code court case has been decided in Dan Brown's favor, can we please, please see the movie? [Sky]

• Next week's issue of New York predicts the most fought over paparazzi photo ever will be the Brangalina baby … but with Katie Holmes' alien child scheduled to pop out first, it's gonna' be a close call.

• Tom Hanks goes to Japan and talks to the Prime Minister. Of all the crucial topics to discuss, they chose hair. [Defamer]