Jiblets: Keira Knightley To Lose Her Clothes, Dignity, In Upcoming Skin Flick, Silk
• Keira Knightley to show off her nips in her next flick, making it even easier for pervy pedophiles to pretend she's really a 10 year-old boy.
• Maxim is officially on the auction block. Related: Dennis publishing finally admits that its titties titles are for sale.
• Look, it's pics of the stewardess Ralph Fiennes allegedly banged in an airplane toilet. Also: Fiennes' girlfriend dumps him for being a "sex fiend." Well, obviously.
• New Milli Vanilli biopic promises to be as successful as the duo's later years.
• Wow, someone has created a site where you can add your name to the ever-growing list of Anna Nicole Smith's potential baby-daddies!
• JLo and her not-very-attractive husband continue to gross people out with inconsiderate PDA's.
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Awesome. I just signed Dave and Cord as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.
Oh my God, Keira really is a guy!!!
Is it possible that the baby was conceived by a donor from a sperm bank? Oh ya, that would be Anna nicole Smith's little girl.
Why lie what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas! For the men, the next time you travel to Vegas tell the family you spent your time at the library. Why? It's a strip club.
What?!! A picture of an attractive White woman and no Tyson Beckford in the frame molesting her? What happened?!! How are we going to be re-educated that Black men are superior if you don't shove it down our throats AT ALL TIMES?!!!