• Ugh, that damn coyote is really getting on our nerves. Though, not as much as the New Yorkers who act like they've never seen wildlife before. [NYDN]

• Yeah, so what if we were e-mailed this story? Apparently original thought is only good for getting ripped off anyway. [ASAP]

• Jennifer Aniston is starting the Chicago craze. Soon, New Yorkers will follow, and then maybe, just maybe, fashion. [The Sun]

• Tim Russert still likes the way a newspaper feels between his hands. Translation: he doesn't know how to use a computer. [Beacon Journal]

• L Train riders will soon be reading more than the rest of us on the subway platform. Oh, and you Williamsburg dwellers, it won't help to just pretend. [NYDN]

• TV watchers are starved for “domestic cheese" and MILFs. [Slate]

• Well, it’s not People, but Perez Hilton is beautiful on Paper. [Paper]