Jiblets: Lauren Conrad, Really Good At Starting Annoying 'Large Headband' Trend; Really Bad At Having Marketable Sex

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• Laguna Beach stars' sex-tape deemed "too boring" for commercial release. Unlike those crazy unscripted shenanigans on season 18 of MTV's The Real World!

• Overweight nerd has Missed Connection with frequent object of his one-sided masturbatory fantasies.

• Creative differences with Dead Horse prove to be a Dealbreaker for blogger Elizabeth Spiers.

• For the first time we can remember, we're actually worried about not having enough Law & Order.

• Attorney General Alberto Gonzales tells the Senate Judiciary Committee he has nothing to hide. Except, you know, the truth.

• Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell to author children's books; Victoria "Posh" Beckham to read them in her brand new book club.

• If you're going to get nailed for insider trading, make sure you pick a totally innocuous trading symbol. Like "LGBT."

Apr 19, 2007 · posted by · Link · 5 Responses
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    No. 1 linda says:

    There was no sex tape. If there was even a tape of Lauren and Jason kissing passionately if would have been released a long time ago. Gimme a break, the public is not stupid. Both Heidi and Spencer needs to pubicly apologized to LC for starting these rumors about her.

    Posted: Apr 19, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    No. 2 Kim Kardashian says:

    Aren't most star sex tapes sucky? What do you expect from reality show stars? lol…

    Posted: Apr 19, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    No. 3 DIC Celebrity Gossip says:

    At least we still have the Olivia Mojica sex tape to look forward to.

    http://www.damnimcute.com/nude.....oes-exist/

    Posted: Apr 20, 2007 at 2:16 am
    No. 4 CreativeDifferences says:

    Creative differences? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Even Spiers herself in her now former Dealbreaker publication would be all over that one. Translation: she was fired.

    Posted: Apr 20, 2007 at 6:34 am
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