• Laguna Beach stars' sex-tape deemed "too boring" for commercial release. Unlike those crazy unscripted shenanigans on season 18 of MTV's The Real World!
• Overweight nerd has Missed Connection with frequent object of his one-sided masturbatory fantasies.
• Creative differences with Dead Horse prove to be a Dealbreaker for blogger Elizabeth Spiers.
• For the first time we can remember, we're actually worried about not having enough Law & Order.
• Attorney General Alberto Gonzales tells the Senate Judiciary Committee he has nothing to hide. Except, you know, the truth.
• Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell to author children's books; Victoria "Posh" Beckham to read them in her brand new book club.
• If you're going to get nailed for insider trading, make sure you pick a totally innocuous trading symbol. Like "LGBT."

There was no sex tape. If there was even a tape of Lauren and Jason kissing passionately if would have been released a long time ago. Gimme a break, the public is not stupid. Both Heidi and Spencer needs to pubicly apologized to LC for starting these rumors about her.
Aren't most star sex tapes sucky? What do you expect from reality show stars? lol…
At least we still have the Olivia Mojica sex tape to look forward to.
http://www.damnimcute.com/nude.....oes-exist/
Creative differences? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Even Spiers herself in her now former Dealbreaker publication would be all over that one. Translation: she was fired.