• Of course Annie Lennox knows who Orlando Bloom is. She has a life. [Defamer]

• Holiday cards from prison continue — today's special greetings are scratched schitzo style onto notepaper, with love, from Lil' Kim. [Lilkim.com]

• In order for David Letterman to stop mentaling harassing crazy people through the television, the crazy people should move their TV sets three yards away. Yeah, that probably won't fix this this lady's problems. [People]

• Well, if Ethan Hawke believes your defense, then you definitely shouldn't go to jail. [MSNBC]

• Three people were stabbed during a Notorious B.I.G record release party, held at Exit, early this morning. (Note: We probably would have heard about it sooner, had the MTA not totally taken over every single inch of news today. Do you really need every newspaper and television to tell you that walking to work sucks?) [AP]