• The cast of The O.C. falls into a pool? And it wasn’t for TV? And we missed it? It’s time like these we kind of wished we lived in Los Angeles. [Defamer]

• Ok, we guess New York can be pretty cool. Come on, it must be. Why else would cocktails cost 20 bucks a pop? [Village Voice]

• Oh, you can't afford 20 dollar triple berry awesomeness martinis? We hope you watched SNL this weekend. [Salon]

• Wait, wiretapping is illegal? How are we supposed to know this when it’s like our President’s favorite past time? [MSNBC]

• So, even though she dropped a teacup on her leg, she Lindsay Lohan can still walk. Thank god, 'cuz she looks freakin' fabulous. [People]

• Again, we're not making fun of dead people (we draw the line somewhere) but we feel it is our duty to pass along the news that our Reese Witherspoon will now be safe from one particular stalkarazzi. [AP News]