• Lindsay Lohan heads to hospital not for exhaustion, but for appendectomy. Girl better have a scar next time she hits the beach, or we're gonna egg Leslie Sloane Zelnik.
• When Brandon Davis sits around the house, he really sits around the house!
• HX drops sales staff. Ex-employees commiserate over drinks, partially-clothed men at Splash.
• Up for a Happy Hour? The New York Times encourages you to drink a big, fat pint of absinthe.
• Meanwhile, celebs are boozing it up on the new "Sonoma Diet."
• SAG nominations announced, because Oscar buzz isn't ringing in your ears already.
• Bruce Headlam named to fancy new NYT media/marketing editing position. Good luck, Rebecca Dana!
• Maitre d' all-star Abbe Diaz and ex-Jossiper/current-Page Sixer Corynne Steindler sit down to dinner at Gusto, and scandal almost ensues.
Editorial Director
No one cares about Lindsay Lohan. Be careful… don't hitch Jossip to these skanks; you'll follow them into oblivion.
wow, i've been on the binge-drinking "sonoma diet" my whole life. it's called being irish
brandon davis is GINORMOUS! can't he at least buy himself a better body??
linds, you're looking a little piqued. maybe you should follow britney's lead and take a much-needed "nap"
boo hoo