• Lizzie Grubman – perhaps the PR community's biggest Big Brother fan – wields a Sidekick, Blackberry and a cell phone. But no camera phones for her .. they "scare" her. You know, 'cause they're all big brother-y. [Forbes]

• Since Lisa Kudrow will likely not be back as Valerie Cherish on HBO, it just makes sense that Madonna has taken over the look. [Queerty via kenneth]

• We're quite impressed with Don Diva, the parental advisory-sporting magazine published by gangsters for gangsters (or "gangstas," as the kids are calling them). Not because we're certain there's plenty of ripe content for the feature well, but that they managed to agree on what color will be big this winter. [WaPo]

• Just when Madonna almost convinced us to revisit the Roxy, Liz Smith tattles that it's closing next year. Must John Blair ruin all the gay fun? [Liz Smith]

• When he's not pretending it's everyone else's fault that his hurricane relief single won't get recorded, Michael Jackson is avoiding more litigation by returning antiques he purchased at auction but never paid for. Which, we're pretty sure, is how his plastic surgery operations usually go. [AP]

• Now that Spamalot, Wicked and Mamma Mia! have broken through the $100 ticket threshold, you have a very expensive excuse not to go see Sweet Chariot. [AP]

• If you planned on taking the Holland Tunnel anytime between now and 2008, there's a $225 million reconstruction project between you and New Jersey. [1010 WINS]

• Another day, another report that the Weinstein brothers have raised some fraction of a billion dollars to finance their "go fuck yourself, Disney" marketing campaign. [LAT]