• Why does Ashley Olsen constantly insist that she's not a role model? [Best Week Ever]

• Donald Trump is not afraid to express his special love for his daughter. So gross. [B&C]

• Reality TV shocker — the Bachelors didn't make it. Again. Tune in for next season when a couple people get engaged and then break up two months later. [AP]

• Arthur Sulzberger Jr. redefines the name "Pinch," as he proves his low salary of $800,000 to the starving reporters at the Observer. [NYO]

• While on tour, Mary J. Blige demands a new (as in previously un-sat-on) toilet seat for her precious tush. [TSG]